The Story
Attention, candy lovers and pranksters! Are you fed up with telling people to suck it without the right props? Well, pucker up, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!
This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the ideal way to tell someone to eat a bag of... well, you know. Each pack includes five little sugar schlongs, providing plenty of ammunition for your next verbal spat.
But wait, there's more! These phallic treats aren't just for insults; they're perfect for:
• Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says "last night of freedom" like a mouthful of candy dicks)
• Filling your piñata with a surprise that will make your guests exclaim, "Oh my!"
• Hinting to your coworker, in a passive-aggressive manner, that they're a total tool
So whether you're dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that oblivious coworker who can’t take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Attention, candy lovers and pranksters! Are you fed up with telling people to suck it without the right props? Well, pucker up, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!
This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the ideal way to tell someone to eat a bag of... well, you know. Each pack includes five little sugar schlongs, providing plenty of ammunition for your next verbal spat.
But wait, there's more! These phallic treats aren't just for insults; they're perfect for:
• Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says "last night of freedom" like a mouthful of candy dicks)
• Filling your piñata with a surprise that will make your guests exclaim, "Oh my!"
• Hinting to your coworker, in a passive-aggressive manner, that they're a total tool
So whether you're dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that oblivious coworker who can’t take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
