Original: $4.99
-65%$4.99
$1.75The Story
Feeling jaded about Valentine's Day? Embrace your cynicism with the Valentine's Sucks Dicks candy! Each bag contains approximately 100 pieces of candy, weighing in at 3oz. This hilarious treat is the perfect antidote for both the lovesick and the love-scorned. Indulge in the delicious flavors while you enjoy the delightful irreverence of these cheeky confections. Whether you're nursing a broken heart or simply find the Valentine's Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with your inner cynic.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Feeling jaded about Valentine's Day? Embrace your cynicism with the Valentine's Sucks Dicks candy! Each bag contains approximately 100 pieces of candy, weighing in at 3oz. This hilarious treat is the perfect antidote for both the lovesick and the love-scorned. Indulge in the delicious flavors while you enjoy the delightful irreverence of these cheeky confections. Whether you're nursing a broken heart or simply find the Valentine's Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with your inner cynic.
